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bigdata [2019/02/20 22:40] (current)
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 +Big Data
  
 +words - Dead Moocmen, tune - Spinal Tap\\ \\ \\  ​
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 +The bigger the numbers, the larger my lumber\\ ​ That's what I said\\  ​
 +The larger the sample, the more I am ample\\ ​ Or so I have read\\ \\  ​
 +My baby's distribution has no equal\\ ​ I'd like to stick her with my NoSQL\\ \\  ​
 +Big data, big data\\ ​ Got some learning analytics gonna have right atcha\\  ​
 +Big data drive me out of my brain\\  ​
 +How could I try to explain?\\ \\  ​
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 +I met her on Monday, 'twas my number crunch day\\  You know what I mean\\  ​
 +I love her each weekday, each excel spreadsheet day\\  Regress to the mean\\ \\  ​
 +My cloud'​s loaded and she's in my sights\\ ​ No margin of error there inside her tights, yeah\\ \\  ​
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 +Big data, big data\\ ​ Tracking her moves, number crunching like NASA\\  ​
 +Big data unbelievable size\\ ​ How could I analyze?\\ \\  ​
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 +Her numbers fit my pattern recognition\\ ​ Gonna get with her standard deviation\\ \\  ​
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 +Big data, big data\\ ​ Talk about exebytes, NSA's got '​em\\  ​
 +Big data there'​s no way to hide\\ ​ How could you even try?
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