Big Data
words - Dead Moocmen, tune - Spinal Tap
The bigger the numbers, the larger my lumber
That's what I said
The larger the sample, the more I am ample
Or so I have read
My baby's distribution has no equal
I'd like to stick her with my NoSQL
Big data, big data
Got some learning analytics gonna have right atcha
Big data drive me out of my brain
How could I try to explain?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my number crunch day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each excel spreadsheet day
Regress to the mean
My cloud's loaded and she's in my sights
No margin of error there inside her tights, yeah
Big data, big data
Tracking her moves, number crunching like NASA
Big data unbelievable size
How could I analyze?
Her numbers fit my pattern recognition
Gonna get with her standard deviation
Big data, big data
Talk about exebytes, NSA's got 'em
Big data there's no way to hide
How could you even try?