Big Data

words - Dead Moocmen, tune - Spinal Tap\\ \\ \\  

The bigger the numbers, the larger my lumber\\  That's what I said\\  
The larger the sample, the more I am ample\\  Or so I have read\\ \\  
My baby's distribution has no equal\\  I'd like to stick her with my NoSQL\\ \\  
Big data, big data\\  Got some learning analytics gonna have right atcha\\  
Big data drive me out of my brain\\  
How could I try to explain?\\ \\  

I met her on Monday, 'twas my number crunch day\\  You know what I mean\\  
I love her each weekday, each excel spreadsheet day\\  Regress to the mean\\ \\  
My cloud's loaded and she's in my sights\\  No margin of error there inside her tights, yeah\\ \\  

Big data, big data\\  Tracking her moves, number crunching like NASA\\  
Big data unbelievable size\\  How could I analyze?\\ \\  

Her numbers fit my pattern recognition\\  Gonna get with her standard deviation\\ \\  

Big data, big data\\  Talk about exebytes, NSA's got 'em\\  
Big data there's no way to hide\\  How could you even try?